Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)

"Then Toddie came in to watch his Saturday-morning cartoons. As soon as he sat down, he farted. Toddie can be amazing. Judging from the sound alone, you might have thought there was a horse in the room.

Or an elephant.

Usually he says "Scooze me", but today he was all wrapped in Daffy Duck. I shifted to the other end of the bed and didn't think much about it, until he farted again. Then again. Suddenly, as the invisible clouds drifted my way, I had a horrifying thought:

It's seeping into my clothes!

I could become a walking fart!"

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